Sunday, August 23, 2009

Aww Fuck It, Turn Rennie Loose...




Given the recent trend of "gamesmanship" between Urban Meyers and Mark Richt during the World's Largest Cocktail Party:

1. 2 seasons ago, there was the "Celebration"
2. Last season, Urban calling timeouts to rub in the 49-10 thumping

My prediction this year, is the stakes will be upped quite significantly...

We all know of Rennie Curran's Nigerian background. We all see his genetically predisposed ability to chase opposing rb/qb's down as if they were the mighty gazelle on the Serengeti. This season, I think Coach Richt will allow Rennie to, let's say, get in touch with his heritage to one-up Coach Urban Meyers with the newest installment of the "Blackout"...





Florida fans, I know this doesn't bode well for you, or your team for that matter. You can thank Mark Schlabach of ESPN for the motivation behind this. Schlabach suggests that UGA shouldn't even show up for the game. I tell you one thing. I will be front and center to watch "the hunt", if you will... Desperate times call for desperate measures. I wonder if Tebow can lead his team to victory with a spear sticking out of his ass? That, in itself, would be a defining heisman moment.

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