Monday, September 14, 2009

It Was Fun While It Lasted...


Well, it seems that the college football season has gone as fast as it came. Boy was it fun while it lasted. With their epic 18-15 victory at Ohio State, USC again hoists the BCS Championship trophy.


Lead by the superstar QB that put together the greatest game in the history of superstar QB's, the Trojans were once again on the winning side of the most exciting game ever to see the grid iron. Go ahead and give the kid the Heisman, the numbers don't lie. 15-31 (48% completion pct) for 195 yds (avg a whopping 6.3 yds/catch) with 0 td's and 1 int. A masterful performance!


As a matter of fact, in the future, this needs to be the only college game played during the season. Due to the arrival of Matt Barkley, the next coming of Christ, and the omnipresent Terrell Pryor, why would any other team even want to field a team. These 2 kids are obviously the future. I mean, I was at the UGA vs South Carolina game on the edge of my seat awaiting the score of this game to cycle back through on the scoreboard... Who won the UGA/South Carolina game anyways??? It was boring.


This is my request to you the "Media". Please only give me highlights and insight to either USC or Ohio State, that is all anyone cares about. Please give this game the credit that it deserves. Please stopping making me scream my fucking head off because you dipshits are so short sided you don't see that 99% of the American people know that you penis' have tattoos of these middle of the road players (at this point in their career) on your butt cheeks and stand in front of the mirror naked and flex said cheeks alternatingly, fantasizing dialogue between the two...

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