My favorite thing as of late, being that it is the era of drug testing, is these athletes that test positive for whatever it is they are snorting, smoking, drinking, injecting, and denying the fact that they did anything. Roger Clemens is a prime example. This guy has to be the biggest jackass to walk the planet. Somehow, his involvement with steroids has turned into a 3-ring circus of adultery, sharing roids with is wife, his best friend misremembering, congressional hearings, and the whole nine yards. But nothing can top what is happening with NASCAR's Jeremy Mayfield. This stuff is straight out of the trailer park.
First of all, he test positive for meth. Then, of course, he denies it. A judge steps in to temporarily remove his indefinite suspension from NASCAR. Of course, Dodge didn't want him driving their car because well, that is what drivers have to do when they are on the track with a meth head. Mayfield is forced to sit out the Pepsi 400. In the meantime, this character again tests positive for meth.
This is where the story gets really amazing. Apparently, Mayfield's stepmother released a signed, sworn, affidavit to NASCAR that she has witnessed Mayfield doing meth approximately 30 times; even on the way to and before a race at Darlington. Hmmm... Mayfield's response is that his step mom is a money grubber, and the murderer of his father. Now, I am not an expert on meth by any means, but there is just something about this story that screams DRUGS..... and lots of them.
It is my personal opinion, just from the outside looking in, that Mayfield is in to some wacky shit. In the affidavit, his stepmother goes on to say that Jeremy even cooks up his own stuff. So is it money that the stepmother is trying to get, or is it the ice? It sounds like both of them are junkies to me. Again, I am not an expert on meth, but if you are trying to clear your name of such charges, you might start with refraining from acting the part...
First of all, he test positive for meth. Then, of course, he denies it. A judge steps in to temporarily remove his indefinite suspension from NASCAR. Of course, Dodge didn't want him driving their car because well, that is what drivers have to do when they are on the track with a meth head. Mayfield is forced to sit out the Pepsi 400. In the meantime, this character again tests positive for meth.
This is where the story gets really amazing. Apparently, Mayfield's stepmother released a signed, sworn, affidavit to NASCAR that she has witnessed Mayfield doing meth approximately 30 times; even on the way to and before a race at Darlington. Hmmm... Mayfield's response is that his step mom is a money grubber, and the murderer of his father. Now, I am not an expert on meth by any means, but there is just something about this story that screams DRUGS..... and lots of them.
It is my personal opinion, just from the outside looking in, that Mayfield is in to some wacky shit. In the affidavit, his stepmother goes on to say that Jeremy even cooks up his own stuff. So is it money that the stepmother is trying to get, or is it the ice? It sounds like both of them are junkies to me. Again, I am not an expert on meth, but if you are trying to clear your name of such charges, you might start with refraining from acting the part...
Oh, they are absolutely both tweaking as I type this. And batshit crazy too, both of them. But Mom is one experienced crank whore. She is sort of comforable with her crazy... hangs with it on the couch, has a cigarette, just chills with her crazy in the cut.
ReplyDeleteJeremy... well, he has that volatile, immature relationship with his crazy where anything could happen. He and his crazy are all out in public together, driving race cars and screaming "whoo-hoo, MOTHERFUCKER!". Guarantee you he has a perfectly nice house but spends every night holed up in the garage with his crazy, chain-smoking, talking to himself, and doing laps around a cheap folding chair he never sits down in.