While Supplies Last

We here at Gherkin's Place have come up with yet another million dollar idea, and don't be the last to get in on it. Forget the "Balance Pro"...

I don't even want to know what this thing is....

That must be the "good game" trainer.

We will offer no gimmicks. The results are 100% proven. While supplies last, get your hands on the most informative instructional video on the market. It is "How Not to Play Fucking Baseball" starring the Atlanta Braves.

Starting out with the first disc, "This is MAJOR LEAGUE BLEEPIN' BASEBALL", you get an indepth look at what is the most effective way to piss away a seven run lead in one inning....

The second disc, "Any One Got A Dip: Chronicles from the Bench", gives Chipper Jones' thoughts on how to be injured everyday of your life.

The third and final disc,"Atleast Now I Fly Out to Right", will walk you through step by step on how to change your swing and pop out to the opposite field with the bases loaded and 2 outs.

And, for the first 500 callers, you will get free of charge the 3 disc Intensive Defense set. Including "Terance Moore Loves Me", featuring Garrett Anderson. A look at how to drop 3 foul balls in one game, including secret tips on how to do it twice in the same inning to the same batter.

"No Puedo Golpear la Maldita Guante" will show the best way not to hit the first baseman when throwing the ball to first from shortstop. And finally, "A Man with 4 Balls Can't Walk". This highly instructional video, brought to you by the bullpen, will teach young pitchers how to throw everything they've learned in their lives to this point out of the window. It will teach you to live by one philosphy:

If I keep throwing balls, I won't have to work as much.

Hurry, and order yours today. These things are flying out the doors!!